Im looking for a job to work as a fake moshiach, obviously im not the guy, but I am a master of the book that gives you everything you need know and id like to test my wisdom against the best , so I want to pretend to be Moshiach and find a job that lets me do just that.and id like to go to israel and tell the stories of how I turned the bible into my autobiography.. jewiah people are way out of practice having a king around , i think practice wouod help everyone and since im a fake king ill be smart and kind .Hollywood has brad Pitt, so I think judaism needs a Ronald mcdonald, someone who dresses up and plays a part.. im so smart I consider myself a teacher of rabbis, and id really like to learn better Hebrew. So its my dream job.. so can you help me find a job playing moshiach? Do I need to predict the future to get the job? Or can we do it the fun and easy way?

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